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2022 Second Half Quotes
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Really Late Quotes
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Monday, November 29, 2021
How to Live a Hallmark Holiday Movie . . . But Only the Awkward Parts
Guys! I have been working at my job for a year now. This is huge! (Please don't say that in Trump voice.) I haven't been at the same place for a year since 2016. Let me tell ya that it's been an adventure since graduating with my undergraduate degree. Life does not go as expected. I wanted to do something big for this achievement because it has felt like it wouldn't ever happen again. So, here's my story, kind of like a Hallmark Holiday movie, but only the awkward parts. Sorry for any typos in advance. It's basically a novel.
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Severely Poor Attempt at a Hallmark Holiday Movie Cover |
Holiday #1
This story opens on a single, slightly down on her luck, mid-20s female who recently moved back to her home state and moved in with her dad, stepmom, and some younger siblings. It's the beginning of November in Arizona, so people aren't wearing all the cute winter coats, but they are starting to wear pants instead of shorts.
"Cami, can you pick up the kids from school? I have a previous engagement at that time," Cami's stepmother asked one afternoon.
"Uh, I guess, but I have job interview right after. But, I can probably make it on time," Cami replied hesitantly and with lots of second guessing going on in her brain. It was probably visible on her face that she was unsure if she would actually make it to the interview on time.
"Thanks! There's no way I can be in both places at once."
"Uh, yeah. You're welcome."
Stepmother exited the doorway of the bedroom Cami was sharing with her 15-year-old brother. Cami then bent over her small suitcase to find an outfit that would be at least slightly acceptable for an interview. She steamed the outfit to get out the wrinkles, hurriedly changed, and hopped in the family mini van to go retrieve the high schoolers.
Cami's two brothers were already waiting on the curb and hopped in the car as soon as Cami pulled up.
"How was school today?"
"Mmmm," grunted brother #1.
"Okay," said brother #2.
"Okay," Cami responded. She didn't ask any more questions because she knew that the answers would be similar. The brothers and Cami sat in the car not speaking for a few minutes until younger sister showed up and got in the car. Cami dropped off the younger siblings back at home and zoomed away (well as fast as Cami ever goes, which is usually the speed limit).
The interview was for an assisted living center. Most of Arizona's Recreation Therapy jobs tend to be with geriatric populations. The interview went well, and Cami was able to answer all of the questions confidently. They had a good chat; however, the employer was hesitant because all of Cami's experience up to this point was in adolescent mental health. Cami didn't end up getting the job or ever even hearing back from the company.
After several job applications, interviews, and rejections, Cami applied for some temporary, holiday jobs because you know, 'tis the season. After being rejected for several of those jobs as well, Cami finally got an interview for a sportswear retail position. During the interview, the interviewer didn't ask many questions and kept giving signs that they were desperate, including stating that they were desperate and still needed several holiday positions filled. Cami then left with a job.
About a week later, Cami started the job on Thanksgiving afternoon. Cami had zero training and was told just to return clothes to their original spot after they were moved or put in the dressing room area. Cami was flustered and was following around a lady who had already tried on seven coats and put the coats in random spots as well as the hangers. It's a good thing Cami likes to play hide and seek with hangers because she got to do a lot of that during the evening. As Cami was rushing around in a flustered, semi-spastic manner, she bumped into a male customer, about 6 foot tall, dark hair, and gorgeous smile.
"I am so sorry," apologized Cami, "I was in such a rush, I didn't see you walk over here."
"That's alright," grinned the handsome man.
Cami gazed into his eyes a few seconds too long. The handsome man just smiled back.
"Oh! Is there anything I can help you find? I can give you information about lots of ski jackets, rain jackets, or fleece items."
"No that's alright. I'm actually just here with a friend who's getting stuff together for a trip he's doing next week. He thought he could get some good deals for Black Friday."
"Yeah, but it's not even Friday yet," Cami responded a little too quickly and a little too judgmentally. Then she added, "I mean, there are lots of deals going on right now. The best deals are on our fleece items today. And tomorrow, we'll have more deals on our ski gear. If you do have any questions, let me or another associate know. We'll help you find what you need."
As Cami walked back to the women's coat area to hang up the miscellaneous scattered coats, she smiled and thought about the man's beautiful deep brown eyes. Little did Cami know, she would see that man again later that week randomly at the park. And then they would start seeing each other a lot, and they would have a wonderful holiday romance.
Just kidding, none of that stuff with the handsome man happened. Cami just ran around super flustered and irritated with the lady who wouldn't stop hiding the hangers. If this was a Hallmark movie, that would be where the guy made his debut. But he didn't. Just some annoying ladies who tried to tell the staff they could use seven discount codes at a time.
When Cami got back home that evening, she trudged up the stairs, into the bedroom, and flopped on the bed. She asked her brother how Thanksgiving evening was.
"Mm," responded brother #1, "How was working?"
"Mm," responded Cami.
Cami changed into PJs and brushed her teeth. She and brother #1 read scriptures silently and separately on their respective beds. Once they were both done reading scriptures and saying prayers, they turned off the light and went to bed. They slept soundly and rose to another day.
In the morning, Cami got up and went to work again for actual Black Friday. It was about the same as the night before, but now she had one shift's experience. Cami continued to work at that job throughout the holiday season. She spent Christmas with her family and played in a Christmas orchestra. The temporary, holiday job ended in January, and Cami got to go live with her sister for a few months. Later that year, she got a job as a Recreation Therapist at a Residential Treatment Center for adolescents.
Holiday #2
Cami had worked at the Residential Treatment Center for about 5-6 months when she stopped by her aunt's house on her way home from work in early November. Cami always loved visiting with family, and Auntie always wanted to feed anyone who came over. Cami and Auntie talked over some burritos and chips and salsa.
"How is work going these days?" asked Auntie.
"It's okay. Today was rough. The cops were already at the facility before I showed up today. It's been getting really bad lately. Usually the cops come sometime while I'm at work, but they were already there before me today. We just don't have the staff power to handle the kids. All the staff are temps from some third party company, and they don't know what they're doing."
"Is there any way you can get more staff? And get them trained quickly?"
"Not really. No one wants to work there because the management is so bad. I want to get a new job. I think I'm going to give myself until January 15 to find a new one."
"Are you still looking to do the same kind of thing?"
"Yeah, I still like working with adolescents and in mental health. It's just this facility is awful. I really want to just start my own business. I would love to create a private practice, where I treat the family as a whole rather than just one or two individuals."
"That would be amazing. I'm sure people would love to come do Recreation Therapy with you and their families. You're so fun and have a way of sharing truths with people in a nonthreatening way." Auntie was always reassuring and liberal with compliments. She has something good to say about everyone.
Cami headed home after the dinner and talk, ready to start applying to jobs again. She hopped on her job application profile and looked at all the saved jobs and job applications from the year before. If only applying to jobs got you money, Cami would have made bank over the last two years. Cami applied to one or two jobs that night and went to bed. She had to get up early for a mandatory meeting for all staff at her job the next morning.
The next morning, she woke up and headed to work, hours before her actual start time. She made it to the mandatory meeting, dreading the long day ahead. A bunch of higher ups were in the meeting. People she had never met but had seen their names on emails to the whole company. The supervisor over this particular facility started the meeting:
"About a year ago, this program was taken in by our parent company to try to save it. We have been working hard over the last year to make positive changes to this program. We've changed schedules and created new positions. We've hired experienced professionals. Today, however, we are sad to say that this program still just isn't cutting it. This program will be closing on the 1st of December and then will be reopened as a different program early next year. We have no need for any of the staff in this program unless you are in a Director position. If you choose to leave before the final day, we ask for notice as quickly as possible. If not, your last day is the 1st of December. HR is here all week for any questions you may have. And we give our best wishes as the holidays approach."
And then the meeting was over. Cami walked to her office with a sense of relief and the realization that this was an easy out. However, this meant she was walking into a holiday season unemployed and struggling to find work. Good thing she had started applying to jobs the night before. This was Cami's chance to start that business that she had been thinking about for a few years. She now had all the time in the world because she wasn't going to have a job in a month. (Which also meant she would no longer have insurance. They don't mention that in Hallmark movies.) Cami had been designing and re-designing her business idea. She was even doing an online Masters program focusing on Recreation Management and how to develop a business plan.
If this was a Hallmark movie, this is the part where Cami would volunteer to help with some big family activity for someone in the community. Some random lady would see that Cami can do great activity planning and implementation and then ask for Cami to do an event for her family, becoming the first customer in Cami's new Family Recreation Therapy business. However, Cami just continued to do her graduate classes and apply to jobs.
Holiday #3
Cami had been working for about 7 months for an adult day center. She was enjoying the less stressful environment due to not working with adolescent mental health. She was not enjoying the more stressful environment due to a virus that had created a pandemic across the globe and the new precautions instituted in the company. The attendance had been increasingly low due to the virus, and the center had closed for about 6 months, during which Cami and the other staff had to do online activities for their seniors and participants with Traumatic Brain Injury. They also had helped with re-painting the center and putting together new tables. At this point (the beginning of November), the center was open again.
Cami was attending to one of the participants.
"You know what we should do with this apple juice?!" exclaimed Participant and then continued with several reassuring nods, "We should let it sit out and make moonshine. I have ingredients that we can add to it to do so. Just give me the word, and I will help make it for everyone."
Cami responded, "We don't make that here. We're not gonna make any of your alcoholic beverages. I don't know what kind of establishment you think this is."
"Okay, we can keep it on the down low, and we have to tell anyone that we're making moonshine," suggested the participant.
"How about you just drink your apple juice? I'm sure that's also a good idea."
"Well, it was worth a shot." Participant went back to eating his lunch, and Cami walked away to go help another participant.
As Cami was walking away, her supervisor pulled her to the side and said, "We have a mandatory meeting for all of the day centers in our company. It's at 3:00, so the last 30 minutes of your shift will be in the meeting. Don't worry about staffing, the nurse and the receptionist will still be in here to take care of everyone. They'll take care of snack and cleaning up."
At 3:00pm, Cami and the rest of the staff (besides the nurse and receptionist) went to the large office for the meeting. At this point, Cami could already guess what was happening. The company had been struggling to continue providing services for their fewer and fewer participants. Cami knew this was the end. The group was told that the center would be closed for real this time with no intention to open it anytime soon. All participants would be going to one central day center, which was not the one Cami was working at, so she was entering another unemployed holiday season. Good thing she always had her job search site handy with saved jobs she might apply to.
Cami faced a few decisions. She had graduated that summer with her Master's degree and with a completed business plan. The hard part about deciding to start your own business is that you need money. And Cami did not have money. And another thing that Hallmark movies don't show when their lovely, blissful protagonists finally get their happy ending is TAXES. Taxes are so hard to figure out for a new sole proprietor business. You have to just guess, and if you guess too high, you don't have money to eat. And if you guess too low, you are penalized. So, it's cool. As Cami thought of her options, she applied to a job that evening. She faced the option of starting her own business for real this time.
A week later, Cami had an interview with the one job that she applied to and got the job. She started the week before Thanksgiving. There was no break between the two jobs. In fact, she had to use three days of PTO from her old job to cover the three days that the center was open, but Cami was in training for her new job.
Holiday #4
That job was as a Recreation Therapist at a mental health hospital. Cami has now been working that job for a year. She enjoys her job. There's a bit of stress with the content of the job; but she is doing well. This year, she did not enter the holiday season unemployed. She didn't get the boy like in the Hallmark movies. And she didn't start her business. But she has a job, so she's happy about that. She did run a Turkey Trot on Thanksgiving morning. She got first place for women in her age bracket (19-29). So, she did win a contest of sorts (which is a very Hallmark movie thing to do). She was, however, the only woman in her age bracket (which is the "but only the awkward part").
Throughout the four years, of course there were also the awkward parts of family members telling the protagonist what she's doing wrong in dating. Hallmark movies at least get that awkward part right. And that, my friends, is how you live a Hallmark holiday movie, but only the awkward parts.
If you made it all the way through, I am so sorry and hopefully enjoyed some of it. As a reward, here's another picture that I took while trying to get a good picture for the movie cover. I tried to do my best Hallmark hair curl. I don't do hair, so that's that. I was also really getting into the 90s kid school pictures, so here is my favorite.
Happy Holidays everyone! I hope you have a job, or are secure with money and insurance. The Hallmark movies really don't talk about insurance, which has given me grief over the last few years. I hope you have a great holiday season and that you have peace and hope. God is good and takes care of us. If this is a season of trial, my heart goes out to you. Holidays can be hard. If you need someone to talk to, I am an open ear. I love all y'all.
Thursday, September 2, 2021
Time for More Quotes
Hey guys! Here are the quotes from May to August of this year. Some of them might be funny. I think I'm way funnier than I actually am. (Also, lots of quotes I write down because the other people involved laughed a lot.) Maybe some of you will enjoy something in here.
Griffin: I don't like the line 'cause it smells like Buzz crack.
(I was told this was an old joke, but I laughed too hard when I heard it this time.)
WDW trip |
Thursday, August 5, 2021
Music Changes My Life
2018 Christmas Concert |
Monday, August 3, 2020
Team Cami
Sunday, June 7, 2020
Quotes: Movies Edition
Cami:
Makenna: That is not Tortimer.
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Tortimer? |
Monday, February 3, 2020
End the Stigma
But I'm also over here thinking, I haven't been to a doctor for 7 years. When I get hurt or sick, and my friends tell me I'm gonna die, I just say, "I'll walk it off."
So here's to walking it off. We all heal in different ways.
Friday, January 10, 2020
Of Yoda's Species
It's no surprise that Baby Yoda has taken over much of the internet. What may be a surprise is that I often get jokes from my cousins that I must be of Baby Yoda's species or that I will look like Baby Yoda when I am 50. This stems from my "youthful" appearance, but mostly from an experience we had a few years ago.
Once upon a time, when I was still in my mid-20s, I visited my aunt and uncle and cousins over the summer. We went to a restaurant while I was visiting. When the waitress asked for my order, I ordered a normal meal. And then she turned to my uncle and asked, "Can she order off the adult menu?" My uncle was confused but said yes, so I was allowed to eat an adult meal. We joked about it during dinner and were wondering how old the waitress thought I was. The funny thing about it was that she was probably younger than me as well.
My cousins all ordered from the not adult menu, and each kids' meal comes with a sundae. So, near the end of the dinner, the waitress brings out the sundaes. And she gave me one and said, "I ordered one for you too, so you wouldn't feel left out." So I ate my sundae as the 12-year-old she thought I was.
Eating the free kiddie sundae |
My aunt, uncle, and cousins now have a running joke that I am actually the oldest kid in that family. So whenever my cousins are arguing who is the favorite child, I have to put in a vote for myself. This year, we finally got family pictures with all four children, and I was sent the family Christmas card.
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Front of Christmas Card |
Back of Christmas Card |
Monday, November 26, 2018
The Mutual Game Part 6
- "Maybe you just need to be aggressive."
- "You need to put yourself out there."
- "You need to be more outgoing."
- "You should be less quiet."
- "You're showing that you have given up by putting your bad pictures up--people who want to get married would never show their bad pictures."
- "You're too sarcastic and negative."
- "Stop being sarcastic."
- "Don't say negative things about yourself on dates. No one wants to be around negative people."
Thursday, November 22, 2018
The Mutual Game Part 5
Want to know how I swipe? I usually am fairly truthful for about two accounts. And then I get bored and just start swiping down on everyone super quickly. Obviously this isn't going to work. Funny story, if you run out of accounts to swipe, you can reset all your down swipes, so it's like you haven't swiped them yet. I did that once because I apparently swipe down a lot. So basically boys don't really get an honest answer unless they are the first two. I hate Mutual. It's so dumb. If I ever get married, it's gonna be a miracle. Honestly, I probably would have to be best friends with a guy for a while and then somehow we both think we should get married. Except, my best boy friends like girls who aren't me. So that's fun.
Now that that rant is over here is what you would currently see if you ever ran into my account:
Now, you're probably thinking, "Cami, those pictures are still awful." Well, sorry. I can't change my face. It's just how it's gonna have to be. I just have a bad face and a bad personality. (That's really gonna get 'em. No one can resist that.) Don't worry, I will have these up for two weeks, and then I'm quitting Mutual. Because then I'll have found a beau. Just joking, me getting married means that the end of the world is upon us. And I'll give you my theory as to why next week.
Thursday, November 15, 2018
The Mutual Game Part 4
I only have one week left as an unattractive stalker on Mutual. I think I can manage. We shall see. Then I have to put up my okay pictures. I have to admit that I have been looking through my pictures again to try and find something that shows that I'm actually a normal human being, and I've got nothing. Absolutely zero. Well maybe one picture. I apparently don't care about my appearance at all. Maybe my next experiment should be dressing less like a bum.
Next week, I'll be making my normal account, and I'll show you the pictures that I pick. Everyone will probably think I'm still creepy looking, but you know, that's just me. (I do a really good job of complimenting myself. I make myself sound so attractive. What's wrong with me?) I'm sorry I didn't have any pictures this week. Just imagine either me rolling my eyes from boredom or my face throwing up. 'Cause I'm pretty sure most of you have seen both of those faces. Anyway, I'll have better stuff next week.
Thursday, November 8, 2018
The Mutual Game Part 3
Thursday, November 1, 2018
The Mutual Game Part 2
I'd like to start this week with a rant. This is why I hate Mutual so much. I lived in Provo, Utah not too long ago. It is a place with thousands of members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. And among those thousands, there are hundreds of Young Single Adults (YSA), who are put into congregations (wards) of YSA members. Hence, single people are constantly in contact with other single people in their wards (at least I always in contact with other single people from my wards). Each congregation is usually 100 or more YSA (I found myself in a lot of ~144-member wards). Taking about 100 members, and if the ward has equal numbers of men and women, there should be about 50 men that a woman could meet and 50 women that a man could meet. Granted the numbers fluctuate and the wards aren't always 1:1 men-to-women, the odds aren't always that great. However, there are still a number of people whom an individual could meet.
I was in one such ward during my too many years in Provo. I went on a few dates while in this ward. A handful of the ward members were on Mutual, my roommates included. And I often knew that boys in the ward were on the app because they would come up on the screens of my roommates' phones. So here were a bunch of people that I knew were not asking each other on dates but seeing each other on Mutual. There were quite a few boys that if they had asked me on dates, I would have said yes. I have never turned down a first date. And I know I should have asked the boys on dates, but I am pretty sure my courage level is at -33. I honestly have no courage. I've been praying for it. For years. My rant is that these people were just finding each other on the app. They weren't giving the people right in front of them a chance. So why can't people talk to each other face-to-face? Why can't we do that anymore?
Now that my rant is over, I will let you know that I also found people that I know while on the app. I haven't lived in Arizona for a few years, but I still know people. Let's start with this great find.
I found my cousin! Obviously I swiped down for relative reasons; I'm not dating any cousins, okay. But if you aren't my cousin, you should definitely look him up. He shares some of the same genes as me, so take that as you will.
Since last week, I've had 4 matches. I'm thinking that they may have swiped up before I had changed it to its current awfulness. And here I will explain a little about the app: both parties swipe up for it to be a match. Once you match with someone, you can start messaging each other. None of the 4 matches have resulted in messaging. I don't think they like the new pictures.
In other news, here was a group message that ensued from my starting this social experiment.
Tune in next week for more updates on how weird I am. I guess.
Thursday, October 25, 2018
The Mutual Game Part 1
The Mutual Game
I get to swipe as if this were my normal account. So swipe down on the people I assume I wouldn't want to date and swipe up and people who maybe are okay. My guess is that I won't get very many matches. It's gonna be fun. Hopefully, I will give updates every week.
After the 28 unflattering days, I will try with normal pictures and bio for 14 days--2 weeks--and see if I can get just as many matches? I don't know. That kind of terrifies me.
Wish me luck,
Cami
Sunday, August 5, 2018
June and July are Somewhat Quotable
Cami: Then poop hit the ceiling.
Cami: Will you walk with me to the stake center? With this between us?
Landon: That is a weird way to ask someone to help you carry a cooler.
Ally: I really like that everything is covered in cheese. Or dead animal.
Julia: Happy Fathers' Day. You're a tool.
Cami: Guess I won't call Dad for Fathers' Day since I can't give him any better news.
Kailon: But stinky we don't have access to that shed anymore.
Cami: Stinky we don't.
Griffin: Where is Subatomic Zero?
Emmett: We were trying to come up with names for Cherise's future children. Chysanthemummianog.
Cherise: Or Runta.
Emmett: Chrysanthemummianog's favorite phrase is, "What the henchickenabobby?"
Griffin: Then crap hits the flan.
Griffin: What if someone waxed their beard?
Cami: Then that would hurt really bad.
Cherise: Yeah.
Emmett: Then you would die instantly.
Cami: Meaty, not needy.
Griffin: That's what I said.
Cami: M-E-A-I-T
(long pause)
Cami: M-E-A-T-Y
Griffin chuckling: I didn't even realize.
Emmett: Come on hay boy.
Emmett: Come on Idaho man.
Emmett: Come on Canada. You can do it. I believe in you. I think they're drunk.
Cami: I think you're drunk.
Noah: I bet you're going to marry Emmett.
Cami: Ew. Gross.
Ashley: Emmett is her brother.
Noah: Ohhhh.
Emmett: It's scary 'cause when you have a baby, you could sleep and roll over them and they would die. And Shaq could do that with his wife.
Griffin: You should teach it, so you can learn it to other people.
Emmett: Gyptian War.
Griffin: Egyptian War?
Emmett: Gyptian.
Cami: It's like you have gumption. But not quite.
Emmett: No. Gyptian. It's when everyone gets two cookies, but you only get one. Gyptian.
Griffin: The back of your head just looks stupid.
Cami: Well you look stupid from the front.
Cherise busts up laughing
Cherise: It's not even funny, but I'm laughing.
Cami: If that's what love is, I don't want it.
Reading about Moroni becoming a leader
Scripture: And he was only twenty and five years old
Cami (bitterly): Well good for him!
Rachel: Lighghee for prez.
Cami: I like the stick of butter. It looks like a piece of poop.
(Cherise and Cami crack up)
Emmett: Beep.
Cherise: Same.
Cami: Grandpa, give me a Jack.
Grandpa: How about four tens?
Cami: Okay, well that was rude.
Grandpa: I'm trying to hurt Cami, but she's irrehurtable.
Also, if anyone wanted to know how the hugging experiment went, it didn't. It failed. Miserably. That's it.
Tuesday, May 29, 2018
Quote-y Quotes
Cami: You just stared at your booger for five seconds.
Griffin: Yeah, what else would I do?
Cami: Throw it away.
Cami: Did you just toot on the cat?
Griffin: Yeah, it scared him.
(I later found out he was not the only one doing this.)
Astri: Guys, I've bee keeping this milk since *sniff* blehhhhhhhh.
Cami: Do you want to see my dirty underwear?
Ami: Yes. Please.
(We found out there was a new style and I had already tried them out. Nonetheless, I feel somewhat ashamed of myself for ever saying this.)
Johanna: Who put an umbrella over the cockroach?
Cami: That was me.
Johanna: Of course it was.
During a muddy, cold hike
Emmett: Help me Siri!
Roommate 1: Did you see how cute [certain boy] was at church? I just couldn't stop staring at him.
Cami: Want to know who I couldn't stop staring at?
Roommates 1 &2: Who?!!
Cami: My dry legs! They're so flaky.
Lari: I just want to swim in this.
Cami: You'll be getting banana cake out of your britches for days.
Cami: How are the overalls working out for ya?
Cameron (showing the straps hanging down): Well they're more like underalls right now.
Emmett: He's a human butt. He's literally a walking butt.
Emmett: The worst kind of correct is technically.
While looking at internet settings and trying to delete password history
Kailon: Betty Crocker has nine cookies.
Cami: We've got to get the coals.
Kailon: You mean the charcoal?
Cami: We'll get the char - coals.
Cami: Okay! We'll just...
Kailon: You're going to say something ridiculous.
Cami (whispered): We'll just starve.
Kailon: I always know you're going to say something ridiculous when you say, "Okay!"
Cami: I should probably see a therapist and get over it.
Carson: You could build a bridge and get over it. An emotional bridge, but I don't know what you would use as building materials.
Cami: Because I don't have emotions.
Carson: Okay! Not what I meant.
Cami: Maybe we should end this relationship because it's kind of negative.
Elise: Cami just broke up with you.
Carson: We haven't even dated.
Emmett: And I left him a note that said, "Please stop. Thanks."
Coworker: How are you today?
Cami: Good. (Then slightly to self) But I do regret my decision to come into work early today.
Kailon just busts up laughing
While flaking the rope after rappelling
Cami: Flaky, flaky.
Kailon: Buttery, flaky crisp.
Just a thought after climbing a little trail: Oh! I made it. That's also probably what I'll say if I make it to heaven.
Elise: It feels like 70, but it's actually 70.
Cami: I need to grow out my hair.
2 minutes later
Cami: I have too much hair.
Sunday, February 18, 2018
My Dating Resume
This was difficult because what do you even put on a dating resume? I copied my actual resume and tried to put in the information that would be pertinent to dating, and this is what I came up with:
This will get the boys linin' up to date me. I think the most convincing part is the dead mom jokes. Or the running awkwardly in front of cars. You know, I think it looks great. I should probably leave the references part in because that wouldn't get weird at all. Anyway, if this doesn't have the boys lining up, I'll be a contestant on the Bachelor. Or I'll look into cat adoption. Or maybe join a convent. OR I can just live my life as I have been living it thus far. Being single ain't that bad. And you know what, I don't think God is mad at me for being single. I have a lot to look forward to in my future. I have tons of adventures waiting. (And I'm only 24, so I have years and years and years.)
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In a world that seems to be ever more divided, it's hard to feel that I have almost any similarities as others. In a world with social m...
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Joseph : What's your middle name? Griffin : Jon-niel. Josh : When in doubt, it's Joseph's pants. Coworker : Bandit farted, and...