Sunday, June 7, 2020

Quotes: Movies Edition

Griffin: Is Napoleon Dynamite a time travel movie?  Because Uncle Rico tries to time travel.  He's my favorite time traveler.


Cami:
Griffin: You're too dark to be Princess Leia.


Makenna: What happened to Tortimer?
Cami: He finally turned 300 years old and died.  He taught some kids Kung Fu and drifted away with some peach blossoms.
Makenna: That is not  Tortimer.
Tortimer?






















Griffin: Guardians of the Galaxy
Makenna: What?!
Griffin: Kardashians of the Galaxy


Sorry there ain't much folks.  Maybe I will record more next year.
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