Really Late Quotes

 So, here are the quotes from the last part of 2021.  5 months later!

Cami: I burned my spaghetti-os because my arm was bleedin'.

Lari, answering the phone: How did you know I wanted you to call me?
Cami: I don't know things; I just do things.

Jenny: You can do anything and everything related to ...  anything and everything.

Cami: Want to hear some gross stuff about my sweat?

(Obviously still working on my social skills.)

Coworker 1: Don't pull his tail or he'll bite the sh** out of you.

Cami: Well that's good for people who are constipated.

Coworker 2: That... That was a good one Cami.

Cami: Thank you.

Sabrina: But Jesus saved the aliens.

Cami: You might be a nerd if you say it's time to go to bed and then end up adding a macro into the excel spreadsheet you use for your calling.

Cami: I have a 12-sided die on my desk at work, so I chuckle about if anyone were to invite me to D&D or other nerd games and I show up with this:

And then the group did 30 lunges. They, obviously, did not beat the troll.

Talking about someone's haircut

Dad: It's like a homeless... it's like someone played a prank on a homeless person.

Coworker 2: Your brain's doing that thing again, Cami. You spouted off six different ideas in less than a minute.