Cami: I eat Dole whips, for goodness' sake. How can I have a bad life?
Sarah: Well you're the the same size as me but taller.
Dad: Cami, do you want a sugar-free, low carb cookie?
Cami: That sounds like the worst thing I've ever heard.
Emmett: I'm going to get in shape before Disneyland next year.
Griffin: Why?
Emmett: So I can be setsy.
Griffin: Asian, Chinese, Japanese, and Europe-anese.
Cami: But my computer's being dumb.
Emmett: When isn't it dumb?
Cami: When I'm not using it. It works just as good as I need it to.
Makenna: Wait, you're not lesbian?
Emmett: Nope, she has to come out as straight.
Cami: Everyone! I'm coming out as straight! Okay?!
Cami: I'm gonna eat a banana!
Cami: Okay go ahead.
Cami: Thanks!
Makenna: Me! That's literally me.
Cami: Even though I look lesbian, I'm going to keep living my life how I want.
Emmett: Quote of the day.
Sarah: Things are kind of confusing right now. And I need a job.
Cami: I think you just described life.
Cami: I edited the photos, so that there would be shadows, so that you can see we have faces.
Sarah: Well there has to be something white about Christmas in Arizona.
Cherise: If it weren't for millenials, that generation would be dead from cancer. Sorry I extended your life, so you have to deal with me.
Cami: Well, I need to get new bras.
Sarah: Bra-bably.
Cami: Will you brush my teeth?
Griffin: No
Cami: Lazy.
Griffin:What. You ask that all the time. No one's gonna brush your teeth.
Cami: Ally brushes my teeth.
Griffin: Ally's a dentist.
Cami: Dental Hygienist
Griffin: Same thing.
Dad: These have 5 net carbs and those have 22 net carbs. But these have 5 net taste and those have 22 net taste.
Cami: Can we have sugar for Christmas?
Dad: No, we're gonna get sugar-free candies.
Cami: I'm having my own Christmas!
Rachel: Can I come?
Cami: Yes Rachel, you're invited to my Christmas.
Griffin: You're just like Emmett.
Cami: Great minds think alike.
Griffin: Or stupid minds are dumb together.
Cami: I don't know what I'm doing. I have no job. And I'm going to school. I have no money to pay for school.
Griffin: Your Shepherd's pie didn't taste gross, so that's good.
Cami: Thanks.
Griffin trying to guess the name of a person over the course of several days:
Coltershard?
Colterhard?
Colterstark?
Coodlestraum!
Hooligan. Chris Hooligan.
Holtergard.
Hooglegarg?
Hula card?
Hockridge?
Cooper Hotchfimmel.
Hotchfield?
Hurblergurg?
Colterstrong?
Cat incessantly meowing at me
Cami: I don't know what you're saying.
Cat continues to meow
Makenna (from a different room, with the door shut): I'm weak. That is so funny. You said, "I don't know what you're saying."
Silence
Makenna starts cracking up
Cami: I'm not even a catch. I'm jobless and homeless.
Darren: What are the cards?
Douglas: Conspirator
Cami: Conspirator?! I think I'm gonna like this game.
Cami: Gristen!
Griffin: Hmm.
Cami: I just wanted to see if you would still respond to that name.
Griffin: Mmm.
Dad: I'm gonna go check my blood.
Cami: I'm gonna go put more sugar in my blood.
Mariah: Ha! Me.
Maren: Are you married?
Cami: No.
Maren: I don't know. You tend to do stuff in stealth mode.
Griffin: Instead of chewing my food, I put it in my cheek and punch myself in the face.
And here is the survey (click on the picture):
Thanks in advance!
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