Makenna: I miss WandaVision.
Cami: What? You miss long division?
Makenna: I miss WandaVision.
Cami: Ohh.
Cami: He was the egg with 25 cents in it, but God wants to give me the egg with 20 bucks in it.
Patient: How old are you?
Cami: I'm almost 30.
Patient: So, your birthday's in July?
Patient: You're weird, but I'm going to miss you.
Cami: Rafiki is not Jesus.
After telling my roommate and her brother that God "tells me to suck it up"
Cami: He's been a nice God to me.
Cami: Sometimes I don't know how people like to drink things besides water. Or chocolate milk.
Coworker: That's because we're adults, Cami.
Patient: I like your eyes. They're kind of glow-y.
Two guys playing HORSE at the park
One to the other: We have to jump over the basketball [something about another jump, picking up the ball, and taking the shot]. All while on the scooter.
(Needless to say, neither of them made the shot.)
Going with my roommate to the National Archives
Cami: Let's National Treasure this thing. Do you have the van?
Random boy (age 10-12) at the zoo: [This girl] said that she thought Simba was smokin' hot. And then later she told me I kind of look like Simba. So I was like, "Do you realize you just called me smokin' hot?"
Cami: My hair is dumb. But God made it that way, so it's perfect.
Cami: You need to fly more. Let's go places.
Griffin: Okay Toyota.
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