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Griffin: This is America.Emmett: It's having 60 siblings.
Cami: Did they treat you like you were dumb?
Griffin: I don't know. They didn't really talk to me directly.
Cami: So yes?
Josh: Weekly goals--pee on Kit's carpet.
Emmett: I've had nachos every day this month.
Griffin: Hair is weird though. I have a bush in my armpit.
After his phone buzzes
Griffin: Who texteth me?
From the what if game...
What if Cami was the next Mary Poppins?
We would know that people really aren't as nice.
Kolby: Ellany! You don't charge family. Unless it's mom.
Griffin: If you were sad, and a fish had a saxophone, what would you want it to play?
Emmett: If they don't announce Animal Crossing at E3, I'm just gonna play a Tamagotchi until I die.
Grandma: He's single, and he's lookin'.
Cami: Is he good-lookin' or just lookin'?
Cami: I am so bad at making friends that my sister has to intervene. From another country.
Kid at work: Hey Cami, where did you get the ugly a** shirt you're wearing?
Cami (under her breath): Your mom.
Josh: Aaaaaahhhh! I have a bruise there.
Cami: I know. I saw it there and touched it.
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