Cami: I needed a hunk in my life. That's why I bought them.
Griffin: I didn't even sit down hard. The chair's just being dramatic.
After I do almost anything
Cami: That probably wasn't a good idea. But it happened. There's no taking it back now.
(Actually it was after I tossed my external hard drive on the ground. (It's okay.))
As I trip on something in my room in the dark
Cami sings: There's something there that wasn't there before.
Kayda: My knee pits be sweaty.
Kolby: I am thinking of an animal. And you have to ask questions to figure out what it is.
Ellany: Is it a female?
Cami: I do also should probably need to .. Wow, that was a bad sentence.
Cami: Oh! My pringles. My loves.
(It was at this point that I realized that "single and ready to eat a pringle" never applied more in my life.)
Megan: What time is Thanksgiving tomorrow?
Griffin: It's the whole day.
Griffin: I got confused, so I took a nap.
Grandpa explaining all of his meds: And I have one for my heart. Oh, I mean my memory.
Kayda: He's a cute 50-year-old. I don't say that often.
(talking about baby Yoda)
Josh (in a terrible British accent): I felt that Cami.
Cami: Ew, no, I'm not a commie.
Cami sneezes once
Cami: What the!
Maren: You okay in there?
Cami: Yeah, I'm just surprised that nothing came after the first sneeze. You just witnessed a miracle.
Maren: It's a Christmas miracle!
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